Funny Lame jokes(question)

Today, we met our lame frenz-Kean Chuan. He shared few types of lame question with us..
We think is so lame n funny , so decide to put it up...
We think you all might miss our jokes le.

1. Kean Chuan said: Hey, you noe when horse angry, it will become wat ?
    Lame four: Erm.. Gt tips ma?? Veri hard a..
    Kean Chuan said: Is an animal, the slang is the same..
    Lamefour said : dun noe, said answer.. quick...
    Kean Chuan said: Erm is monkey lol...( Monkey is cantonese is call ma lao so when u read it is horse is angry in chinese lol) Lame... do you feel cold now??

2. Kean Chuan said: Batman and Superman went for a competition, a race.. Is a two way race where the need to run go n back. So who do you think will win the competition?
   Lamefour: Superman, cause he is so super or his underwear wear it outside....
   Kean Chuan said : No!! Superman won because when Batman Begins, Superman return le...
Can u all get it... Is about movie where batman begin movie showed, superman return oso show it... so Superman won the race....

3. Kee an said : Why female cow need to put a bell infront?
    Lame four : said answer.. lazy guess..
    Kee an said : because the female cow no horn lol....
    This mean no horn cannnot make sound so put bell lol... hehehe.... LAME lel.....

Ok... tats all for today.. continue to see our blog... more to update...

Rambut become rambutan

Hey, sori guys n gals.... Our editor is busy wit his facebook so never update this blog for few days..
hope u all wont mind, will we lose our customer confidence????

About the title above:
This happen in our Economics tutorial class.
Johnny and Kim were speaking n learning chinese words in the whiteboard. So they were talking n discussing.. Then this time , they fight saying the chinese word hair- 头发.
Kim said: "Is tou fa ( where fa is in the first tone)"
Johnny said: " NO, is tou fa ( where fa is the last tone). "
They were fighting , then Jo Wen ( Big Sis) turn over and said : " stop fighting , hair is call rambut , ok? "
Then, Johnny n Kim both trigger something in their mind. They both were so 默契.
Kim said: " Jo wen, hair call rambut rite ? then many hair call ?"
this time johnny said : "called rambutan lol"
They two were so lame man. They never discuss wat to said n both noe wat the other one going to said.
One hair = rambut
many hair= rambutan....
LAME!!!! Johnny n Kim Both giv each other a high FIVE!!...
MUAHAHAHAHAH>>> LAME>>>

Michael Jackson Vs Pokemon

Guys, this is a video from youtube....Pls go this link i hav a look...
About Michael Jackson in the new version of Pokemon....
Let watch n giv comment in our blog... HEHEHEHE....
Is Lame n funny...



Michael Jackson Vs Pokemon

Mooncake festival jokes

Sori for so late to wish everyone, cause the editor quite busy this few days.
So we the lame four, wan to wish you all :
HAPPY MOONCAKE FESTIVAL!!!
中秋节快乐！！

The following are some lame jokes about mooncake festival:
1. From johnny facebook:
     The moon is nt full. Y ??
     Because the tank is empty, the moon need to go to petrol station to make it full le...HEHEHEHE...
2. From Tan's Post:
     by Johnny: Tan said: " why no moon de?"
                      Johnny said: " cause the moon is taken by michael jackson to heaven to do moon walk lol,
                                            no moon how to walk lel.."
    by Julia Chee: "The moon scare Tsunami, so hide to avoid it de lol. "

This are the mooncake festival jokes, if u gt some more creative de, can giv it to me in the comment or chat box... thx and happy mooncake festival...

Marketing Topic

Today, our business teacher,Mr. Ho taught us few types of marketing in the world. He said that marketing is nt oni selling n advertising but oso include others too. So in his slide he show a good example to show different types of marketing ways. He use a boy went to a party n saw a gorgeous gal so he try to market himself so the gal will marry her.
So the first slide:
The boy go forward to the gal n said: " I'm rich. Can you Marry me? "
So this is call Direct Marketing.

The second slide:
The boy's friends go to the gal n said: " He is very rich. So marry her!"
This type is call advertising of marketing.

The third slide:
The boy go to the gal n take her hp no. When she reach home, he call her n said: "I am veri rich. Can you marry me?"
This type is called tele-marketing.

Fourth slide :
The boy go infront the gal n said to her : " I am rich. Can you marry me ?"
This type of marketing is called customer feedback.

HAHAHAHAHA.... So lame... still got some bt we nt rmb, we think this few are the most funny wan de... Then we L4 create a new one.

L4 slide:
The boy go infront the gal n said : " Can i bring you home?"
Then they have 'bed exercise'. After tat , the boy said " I am rich. Can you marry me? "
This is called perfomance feedback.

So Lame... If u wan to use this to teach ur frenz pls use it... is veri useful.... the others one we will take from our teacher n post up in another day. HEHEHE

Fair n dark

Today, in our Business Studies Tutorial Class, Mr. Ho made an unremarkable lame jokes.
No one will believe it how lame he is.
We were discussiong the question in workbook, so he decided to call ppl out to write their answer on the white board. So he said: " Winnie the Pooh shirt wan come out write(Eunice Foo) "
Eunice: " don't want, another ppl la."
He said: " OK, Tarc collegue shirt" ( gt two one is Elyse n another is Jo Wen)
Elyse answer: " why me ?"
Lame four behind said: " don't want me , then call Mee Hun lol"
He said: " Don't like tis u answer la, so clever you"
Then, he call Elyse to answer Eunice question, Elyse nt happy n said: " Teacher, you nt fair la"
Then Mr. Ho said: " I sure nt fair la, see my skin so dark le"
Then the whole class laughed, we the lame four laughed the loudest.....
No doubt he will made this lame jokes in the class, so pro.
You noe why he so lame, because of us la-Lame Four....
HAHAHAHAHA>>>>> LAME<<<<<<<

Funny N Lame Horoscope Story

This horoscope story is in chinese version, so we want to apologize to those don't know chinese.
PAISEH!!!!


白羊座

妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊∶ " 穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦！ "
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说∶ " 今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！ "
妈妈生气地说∶ " 不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！ "
羊羊骄傲地说∶ " 可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！ "
（勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）


金牛座
卖瓜小贩∶ " 快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！ "
饥渴的牛牛∶ " 哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！ "
（持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）


双子座
妈妈叫双双起床∶ " 快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！ "
双双说∶ " 公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！ "
(自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）


巨蟹座
公车上，蟹蟹说∶ " 今晚我要和妈妈睡！ "
妈妈问道∶ " 你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？ "
蟹蟹不假思索∶ " 嗯！ "
妈妈又问∶ " 那你媳妇怎么办？ "
蟹蟹想了半天，说∶ " 好办，让她跟爸爸睡！ "
妈妈∶ " ！＠＃＄％□＆＊（ ……□"
再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！
（恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）


狮子座
狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问∶ " 我们为什么要吃这种象屁股的寿包？ "
众人听了脸色大变。
接着狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说∶ " 奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！ "
众人晕的晕，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）


处女座
处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。
爸爸把脐带连着胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说∶ " 婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，后来就成了肚脐。 "
处处∶ " 那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？ "
（好奇心强又追求完美的处女）

天秤座

父亲对天天说∶ " 今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。 "
天天却回答∶ " 爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留着下星期不想上时再说！"
（聪明、权衡利弊的天平）


天蝎座
蝎蝎刚睡着，就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指着蚊子说∶ " 好吧，你不出去我出去！ "
边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说∶ " 哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！ "
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）


射手座
射射∶ " 爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？ "
爸爸∶ " 因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。 "
射射∶ …… （疑惑中）
射射∶ " 那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？ "
爸爸∶！＠＃＄％□＆＊（ ……
(喜欢思考的射手）


摩羯座
一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。
妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说∶ " 下雨了，快往前跑阿！ "
羯羯慢条斯理地问∶ " 那前面就不下雨喽！？ "
（明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）


水瓶座
瓶瓶问妈妈∶ " 问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？ "
妈妈说∶ " 因为 ' 先人 ' 是对死去的人的称呼。 "
瓶瓶说∶ " 那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？ "
(天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）


双鱼座
爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。 听完后，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问∶ " 哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？ "
（富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼）


HOPE you all Like it... Taken from Johnny Blog....