Mooncake festival jokes

Sori for so late to wish everyone, cause the editor quite busy this few days.
So we the lame four, wan to wish you all :
HAPPY MOONCAKE FESTIVAL!!!
中秋节快乐！！

The following are some lame jokes about mooncake festival:
1. From johnny facebook:
     The moon is nt full. Y ??
     Because the tank is empty, the moon need to go to petrol station to make it full le...HEHEHEHE...
2. From Tan's Post:
     by Johnny: Tan said: " why no moon de?"
                      Johnny said: " cause the moon is taken by michael jackson to heaven to do moon walk lol,
                                            no moon how to walk lel.."
    by Julia Chee: "The moon scare Tsunami, so hide to avoid it de lol. "

This are the mooncake festival jokes, if u gt some more creative de, can giv it to me in the comment or chat box... thx and happy mooncake festival...